Beach Pirate2026-10-28 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
The pamphlet shows the beach. It does not show the neighborhood caste system, the minus tide, or the bar that closes early on fish-fry Friday. A guide that only shows the postcard is not a guide — it is an advertisement.
Read the post →Beach Pirate2026-10-27 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Before she was a wreck, the Catala was a floating hotel. Brought in for the 1962 Seattle World's Fair, she closed before the fair ended, was reclaimed, and was moved to Ocean Shores as a boatel.
Read the post →Beach Pirate2026-10-26 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Fifteen clams. Keep the first fifteen. Separate containers. That rule is not bureaucracy — it is the reason there are clams next year.
Read the post →Gone Fishin2026-10-25 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Bass, perch, crappie, bluegill, trout. Same lake, different water, different depth, different month. Treating them as one fishery is how you blank.
Read the post →Gone Fishin2026-10-24 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Jumbo rainbow trout, averaging 4–6 pounds, planted through the cooperative WDFW / Lower Chehalis Basin project, change the lake in May. They do not change the rules.
Read the post →Writing2026-10-23 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Brochure voice says 'pristine' and 'world-class.' Local voice says which bar, which tide, and which rule will actually get you fined. Readers can tell the difference in one paragraph.
Read the post →Marketing2026-10-22 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
The temptation is to promise secret spots and sell them to everyone. The better sale is to promise skill: how to read water, how to dig legally, how to live cheap without wrecking the place.
Read the post →Gone Fishin2026-10-21 · Cap'n Ahrrrr Branting II
Ocean Shores has six miles of ocean beach and 23 miles of freshwater canals. Visitors photograph the first. Locals live on the second.
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